Monday 30 November 2009

The joys of going to Lannnnndannnnnnnnnn! [PART 2]

In a previous blog dated "Sunday August 23rd 2009" and subsequently titled "The joys of going to Lannnnndannnnnnnnn!" you may remember the mentioning of the glorious time consumer entitled "Celebrity Hunting." In this previous blog I stated that, I quote, "our celebrity hunting didn't produce one celebrity, NOT ONE!" unquote.

I would now like to confirm that on my latest trip to 'Lannndannnnnnnnnnn!' Celebrity Hunting actually paid off. Not only did we see a celebrity; we met a celebrity, we had a photograph with a celebrity, and a celebrity sarcasting stated that he liked my hair!

Now that's what I call a good day's work!!!

ps. the celebrity in question is Peter Andre!!!

Sunday 18 October 2009

Long time, No Blog

Well hasn't it been a while since I last posted a blog on here.

56 days to be exact. or 8 weeks and 0 days if you want to be even more precise.

I know. Let's take this even further.

1,536 hours ago. 92,160 minutes. 5,529,600 seconds.

isn't it amazing what can be achieved when your mind becomes so bored, don't you think?

Anyway, I should probably start using this a lot more than I have done recently; try to come up with some interesting and witty stories to post.

Send your ideas to:

"Interesting & Witty Stories
PO BOX 80R3D
80R3DV1LL3
CV8 0R3D"

YES THAT WAS MY ATTEMPT TO CREATE THE WORD 'BORED' OUT OF NUMBERS HAHA!

Sunday 23 August 2009

The joys of going to Lannnnndannnnnnnnnn!

Ok, so mother and I went to Lannndannnnnnnnnnn at the end of last week shopping, and we had a really good day; even though our celebrity hunting didn't produce one celebrity; NOT ONE!!!

It was so much fun, I feel it's only right to give my top tips on 'How To Have Fun In Lannndannnnnnn" which will be published in fall this year.

1. Never get lost on Oxford Street - even though Oxford Street is dead-straight it's possible to lose your way! Yes believe me, it's even easier than spending money in some of the wonderful shops.

2. Don't use shops as pinpoint markers for when you do get lost on Oxford Street - why you ask? Well every shop appears on this famous street more than once, and therefore is very deceptive when you think you are in one place, and you are somewhere complately different on the road.

3. Go to the London Palladium and see 'Sister Act' starring Patina Miller, Ian Lavender and Sheila Hancock - It's impossible for you not to tap along, and enjoy yourself when watching this amazing show! Patina Miller as Deloris Van Cartier is a class act in her West End debut; a must see at amnazing value!

Monday 11 May 2009

General Studies is, well, general

So I like many other *enthusiastic* 6th Formers had my General Studies exam today. (N) But how the hell do you know what to expect???

After all, it's general!!!

Almost 4 hours of sheer boredom I spent inside that hall, thank god it's over!!!

But on the brightside it had Media & PE in it, even if it did make me suffer with maths and science! :-(

Wednesday 29 April 2009

Bitter pill to swallow

Source "The Sun" Wednesday April 29th 2009.

Richii "Tinchy 'Safe Hands' Stryder" Tomlinson (try saying that when drunk!) made his long awiated Club de Foot á la Tony debut in goal on a fine, summer's evening at the Astro Ground, this evening, playing out a 6-6 draw with Racing Club Evolve, who were missing their star player, comedian Russell Howard.

After taking a solid 2-0 lead early on, before going 3-2 down, the Club de Foot's showed tremendous character to battle back and take a 6-5 lead into the final '5 minutes' as the referee stated.

5 minutes my @r$3!!!!

Eventually, due to tiredness, the Foot's could hold on no longer, and RC Evolve grabbed an equalizer to squeeze the life out of the Foot's, with the last kick of the game.

After the game Stryder had this to say; "Overall, the fans witnessed a truely memorable match. It was obvious today why we have been labelled as 'the best footballing team in the league.' Jamie 'The Bean' Sweeney was immense upfront, outskilling and leaving the opposition defenders fo dead. But, to be fair, the lads gave it their all, and could walk no more at the end. The referee didn't help us out either, giving away key decisions."

"I think I played well today. Joining from Fenerbache was an easy decision after meeting with the manager and the captain. As soon as I saw the lads in training, I knew this was the club for me, even though I had offers from Spain, Italy and Coventry City. The lads have all congratulated me on some of the saves I made today, commenting on my desire, using everybody part imaginable to keep the ball out of the net. But, I have to be honest. The boys outfield deserve the credit for playing so well this evening. They're the one's who really won it for us."

"Conceding with the last kick of the game was a bitter pill to swallow. Maybe I could have done better, but it's in the past, and the boys are pleased we didn't lose after RC Evolve beat us 15-2 earlier in the season. We can learn from this. We can take this into our game next week, and use it to spur us on in our quest for European football next season."

Thursday 9 April 2009

Dean

Ok, so I want to start getting involved in acting...

And recently I've discovered that the makers of my favourite TV programme (SKINS!) are making a short exclusive film online and are looking for a male to play the lead role, Dean.

This is going to be my big break!!!! right?

Ok, maybe it won't be my big break, especially if I don't get my audition in on time, but hey, maybe one day? Yes?

Comeon people, let's pull together and get the bandwagon rolling (and Fran maybe you could metaphorically jump on?) and see if I can at least get a role as one of the extras???

Saturday 28 March 2009

The Advantages of Being Ill

When you're ill, it's often not seen as having advantages. Recently however, whilst being wrapped up in my warm duvet for the better part of a week, I have had plenty of time to think and reflect, mainly down to the fact of actually being ill.

Ok, so I was there with a head that felt like it was going to explode, and a stomach that was churning slowly, and extremely painfully, but it allowed me to think clearer about things, which probably shouldn't be possible with such thumping headaches.

Now because of these thoughts, I have more direction in what it is I want to achieve, and I am thankful now for this time being given to me.

Ok, now you can make your man-flu jokes, even though I DID NOT suffer from the bug!!! *Yes, I swear!